joetrohnam:
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
Anonymous Asked:
Without nipples, boobs would just be buttcheeks that don't shit
My answer:Yes, thank you for this insight…
gonnaslapabitch:
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
flwrshaveissuestoo:
katyissuperwholocked:
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

hec-ticglow:
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
sailorpalin:
l // r
Since i’m getting sick of people reposting these two images, here they are! Straight from the original artist and now with sources on them.
excalilbur:
when the person you like talks to you first

dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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